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Santa : Banta Suna hai tum apni biwi ke saath bartan dhote ho ...!!!
Banta : Haan Yaar to Kya hua woh bhi toh mere saath kapde Dhoti hai..!!
Santa : Fir Theek hai ...!!!

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Santa sabji lene gya.
Sabji wala sabji par pani chidk raha tha.
Santa intazar karta raha.Jab kafi der baad bola-Agar inhe hosh aa gya ho toh 1 kilo tol de.

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Banta: U get marry with Santa after my death,
Preeto: But why? He is ur no. 1 enemy,
Banta: This is only way to take revenge with Santa

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Teacher: Name an animal which lives in land & water?
Santa: Frog.
Teacher: Good! Now name 3 such animals?
Santa: Frog`s mom, frog`s dad & his son.

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Santa film Director: U have 2 jump into a swimming pool from a 100ft.
Actor: But I don`t know swimming.
Santa: Don`t worry there is no water.

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Banta built 2
Swimming Pools. And he left one of them unfilled?

When asked
him, he said,
...
“Oye, that’s
for those who don’t know Swimming.

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Santa ne bus me Ek Ladki ko chhed Diya.
Ladki-Tumhare Ghar me Maa Behen Nahi Hai kya?
Santa- kya pata mein toh
subah se ghar hi nahi gaya ...........!!!

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While walking in d highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yes!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there`s nothin down here.

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Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Banta: What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Santa: Don`t worry, I have one more.

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At a traffic court, the judge asked Santa: Tell me, why did you park your car here?
Santa: Well, there was a sign that said `fine for parking.

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