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Late nite Boy drops da Girl at her Home…And

On d gate, he puts his hand on d wall n says;

Can I kiss u gud nite?

Girl: Nahi

Boy:Please

Girl: Nahi

Boy: Day Do Na Janu,

Girl: Nahi

Boy: Sirf Aik Choti Kisi Please

Girl: Nahi

Dis continues for 10 mins,

Now Girl’s little brothr appears on door,

Says;

Abba keh raha

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

U r the ACCENT of my Life,



ALTO of my Dreams,



IKON of my Eyes,



ZEN of my Thoughts,



INDICA of my Joy,



LANCER of my Heart.



Can anyone clear this TRAFFIC JAM plzz

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

Wo Ro Ro Ke Kehti Rahi Mujhe Tum Se Nafrat Hai,,,

"FARAZ"

"FARAZ" Bhi Bada Dheet Tha Hans Hans Ke Kehta Raha...
HOLE HOLE HO JAYEGA PIYAR BALYE HOLE HOLE HO JAYEGA PIYAR.....

  • SaQLaiN Abbas
  • abbas_4u@hotmail.com

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar?

Samba: Sarkar agar reply kare toh insaan nahi toh bandar.

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car.When d car arrived n stopped she said: "Oops sorry! Main samjhi taxi hay". Driver replied: "Ma b yehi samjha tha".

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

Q: Shadi mein dulhe ke saath Barati kyu jate hai? A: Kynki bade kehte hai ki kisiki khushi mein jao na jao par musibat mein zarur jana chahiye.

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

Innocent trick
Kid 2 Mom- 10 Rs dena, bahar ek garib ko dene hain.

Mom- Kahan he Garib?

...Kid- Bechara Bahar dhup me Kulfiyan Bech raha hai.

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

Ladka(Classmate se): Tum pass ho gayi ho?
Ladki:Haan

Ladka:Muh to meetha karwao.

...Ladki:Kiss se?

Ladka:Chalo issi se karwa do..

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

Boy: Teri Judai me, Nend urti ha, Jan jati ha, chen khota ha, Dil rota ha...!

Girl: Check krwale Beta Dengi Virus b aesa hi hota hy!;-)

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com
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