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High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl: Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

  • Muhammad Azam Baig
  • azam.baig89@gmail.com

Ufone ke aik laakh minutes jeetne ke liye aap se pehle Sawal.

Question: Kya aap Bewaqoof hein?

A) Haan.

B) Bilkul.

C) Zahir hai.

D) Abu se pooch ker bataon gi.

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com

Ye SMS Abhi Apne 4 Friends Ko SMS Karo,

Agar Wo Wapis Apko SmS Kerain To Ap Samajh Jain K...

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Tum Bhi Wellay Tumhare Dost B Wellay. :-)

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com

GoLdEn WoRdS
AgAr TuM JiSe PaSaNd KrTe Ho UsSe
Na Pa SkO Tu...
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'LaNaT HaI Tm Pe' ;->

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com

; ; ; ; ; ;
c(".") c(".")
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Specal TEA
1 ap k Liye
Or

Dosri

B

ap k Liye
Qk

Dono me makhi gir gai thi... ;-)

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com

What do u think Y i sMs u?
Is it coz I care for u.?
OR
I miss u?
OR
I Like u?
OR
I need u?
Na…Na…Na
Jani
free packge k sMs b to khatm krny hoty hain.!!

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com

Ek Waqt Tha K
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Dunya K Sare Nikamme Or Nalayaq
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Log Apne Kam Kaj Chor K Mere SMS Parhte The
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Alhamdolillah Aaj B Ye Silsila Jari Hai...

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com

B honest wid
ur ans, meri koi 1 achai
Or
koi 1 burai
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btane ki koi zrort nhi..
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Pehle apne girebaan mein jhaanko, aur apni buraayan sudhaaro

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com

Read it fast:-
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Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
Chai pakorra
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Congratulations!
U have qualified to get a job at railway station

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com

Dont keep me in ur heart
keep me in ur brain
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Bc0z
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Rehne ki jaga jitni khali ho, rehney me utna maza ata he.

  • soha
  • soha_sweet_girl02@hotmail.com
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