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U Know Pakistan Kyun Haara..??

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Bcz New Zealand Ki Team Main 13 Players Thay..

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11 Player's
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2 Umpires.. !!

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HUMARI TEAM NAY H A R KER APNA NAM OUNCHA
KIYA HAI!
SARI QOUM KA SIR SHARM SAI JOUKHA DIYA
HAI.
ALLAH AISAY KILARRI BHI HUMARRI TEAM MAEN
PAIDA KERAY,
JO GROUND MAEN AA KER DUSHMAN KAY CHAKAY
CHORA DIA KERAY.

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SEHWAG’s SON: Mummy mummy !! dekho papa six pe
six mar rahe hain
(Mummy mummy !! see Dady is hitting six after a six )

SEHWAG’s WIFE: Beta theek se dekho,advertisement hoga
( Son, watch it again…..might be an advertisement )

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DIVORCE COURT SCENE :
The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your
mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat an

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Phone Call for Sehwag:
Indian Team Manager : “Hello”(over Phone)
Wife :”Can I talk to Sehwag, this is his wife.”
Indian Team Manager:”Sorry, he is just going to bat”
Wife:”No Problem Manager, I will Hold on”

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What is the height of optimism ?
Sehwag coming out to bat applying sunscreen on his face..

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What is the Indian version of a hat-trick?
3 runs in 3 balls

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How to increase the chances of Indian batsmen playing out the entire 50
overs?
Try giving them two innings to begin with, then try three and so on.

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What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

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When would Agarkar have 100 runs against his name?
When he is bowling.

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